Bush: Security Genius, Isolationist.

A kid in Iceland somehow got a secret number into the White House and gave it a ring, posing as the President of Iceland, Ólafur Ragnar Grímsson. The White House Staff had lots of tough questions to ask to prove he was the actual President of Iceland but he made it through their gauntlet because "I had Wikipedia and a few other sites open, so it was not so difficult really."

Agents were dispatched to give him a stern talking to and to make sure he knew he'd be on the "no-fly" lists of the TSA. The report didn't mention it but I have it on good authority that they promised his baggage would be lost too if he dared to come to the U.S.

With a crack team like this, it's a mystery how the events of 9/11 could have occurred.

Why do I get the feeling that if Ron Paul were President, he'd encourage him to visit the U.S. and wouldn't be alienating him?