I just got this note which begins....
You have been awarded 750,000 Euros in the SWISS-LOTTO Satellite Software email lottery in which e-mail addresses are picked randomly by Software powered by the internet through the worldwide website.
Asking around a bit, I realized that so many of my online and offline acquaintances and friends have received similar winnings, we could probably do a lot of good for the world if we pooled them. But what to spend them on?
- A Monogrammed golf bag with matching ankle bracelet for Bernard Madoff. (Club Fed)
- Complete Set of econ literature for the Congress and Federal Reserve Board Chairmen.
- Buy back the Federal Reserve for $500 Billion, eliminating the necessity of an Income Tax
- Book a permanent vacation on a remote desert Island for Ben Bernanke and Henry Paulson. Send Gilligan with them so they are never able to escape.
- Buy a lifetime supply of nicotine patches for Obama (it's for the children)
- Provide resume services for GM and Chrysler execs after their companies go bankrupt
- Help widows in Nigeria transfer husbands fortunes into US accounts
- Provide "Golden Chutzpah" awards for anyone on the Obama "investigatory" team clearing itself of any wrongdoing in the Blagojevich scandal.
- Close down Washington for Cleaning until 2012 while the citizens fix the economy
- Bring all of our soldiers home for Christmas (Hurry! only one more day!)
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