Jun 22, 2007

You can't Make this stuff up folks. Mitt Romney's Ideas on Saving America from Terrorists

Mitt Romney wants the metro sexual vote apparently. He saw "Team America: World Police" and is too dense to understand that it was a piece of satire.....
Included in this strategy is the creation of a new force to defeat Jihadist efforts and win hearts and minds. Governor Romney will establish a Special Partnership Force (SPF), with the leadership core drawn from Army Special Forces and Intelligence personnel.

This Force would work hand-in-glove with local host governments. Together, they would seek to target and separate terrorists from the local population, and to disrupt and defeat them. They would have the authority to call in all elements of civil assistance and humanitarian aid. Where they felt it was necessary, they could call in Delta and SEAL military resources. Their goal would be to build national institutions of stability and freedom, and to promote the rule of law and human rights.

The Special Partnership Force must be driven by intelligence, highlyw integrated with all our sources of power and with those of other nations, and coordinated with the host country and in full partnership with it. This can not be another one-off capability. It must be a sustainable capacity that is a fixture of our war against violent Jihadism.

The "Special Partnership Force?" Oh man that is funny. And so, well...gay. I guess it sounds gay to me because it reminds me of "domestic partnerships" which are the alternative to marriage for gays in those states that allow it. I really hoped he was kidding but he's serious.

"Hi fella. We're special partners from the government and we're here to HELP you! Hit it girlth...."

Y----MCA...it's fun to stay at the....

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